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The new way that Urban Dictionary tries to sell you a mug. The word ‘the’ in ‘Get the ____ mug.’ used to be a letter ‘a’. Most importantly, though, they’ve unfortunately removed the one funny thing about this, which was the random people it told you to get a mug for. The removal of this feature makes this once sorta-funny thing that people joked about into a blatant advertisement for a mug. It’s now just so soulless…
Before:
Get a Get the ____ mug. Mug for your dog Brian
Get a Get the ____ mug. Mug for your therapist Phil
Get a Get the ____ mug. Mug for your rich friend Trump
Get a Get the ____ mug. Mug for your cat Raymond
Now:
Get the Get the ____ mug. mug.
When the red Among Us is sus. Usb Mug
Hop on Mug Usb or I'll replace every second word with 'sus.'
A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.
Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
When someone disrespects you, and causes offence by insulting you, how you act, or your style. sometimes when your posesions are mugged off. Can result in you cutting them first if mugged off infront of ones pals. (being mugged off infront of your pals is 10 times as bad, as it makes you look like a mug)
for reference watch football factory.
"yo bruv, your wheels aint fly"
"hey jason, you failed at life"
or when your at a party and you get mugged off and then mark wont answer if hes mugging you off
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Since Urban Dictionary now sells mugs, why not personalize them? You can write your name in sharpie, or any kind of permanent marker!
John: I got a mug from Urban Dictionary yesterday!
Jeff: Really? What does it say?
John: It says"John's Mug"
Jeff: Wait, how?
John: You just click the buy mug button next to the word ________'s Mug! Go ahead!
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A female kissing another female who has an abundance of facial hair, especially above their upper lip.
I was mug runching with this chick at the bar.
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