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ghetto squirrel

While driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.

(upon swerving): "Jesus, what was that?" "Oh, just a ghetto squirrel."

by adrianavoz February 15, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel and Hedgehog

The North Korean propaganda cartoon that features violence, guns, war, more guns, allegory, a sexy fox, and even more guns.

Person 1: hey, have you watched Squirrel and Hedgehog?
Person 2: why would I?
Person 1: there's a sexy fox as one of the characters.
Person 2: I'm sold!

by Gamsung Salaxy April 15, 2020

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.

First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. Iโ€™d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo mommaโ€™s a chipmunk!

by Captain Sham April 25, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirrel killer

A golf ball that is hit into a tree's canopy.

Oh my! That ball is headed straight for the center of that big oak tree! This one has 'squirrel killer' all over it! I hope the little critters see it coming!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 19, 2022

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Squirrel

An endangered squirrel that receives a disease from grey squirrels and is rapidly climbing the endangered list.
It has orange/red coloured fur, of a normal squirrel's size, but not aggressive and unable to protect itself from the disease.

Look around, red squirrel's aren't there.

by Will Nicholls Photography January 4, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

by Miles Bighorse May 29, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel Tits

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.

"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."

by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž