jagermeister & cranberry juice
What were those jaeger and crans called? Oil spills? Cause that's exactly what my puke looked like.
13π 18π
What you turn into after excessive drinking of crown royal.
Crown Royal; drink too much you turn into Clown Oil.
6π 8π
black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )
Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !
8π 12π
The feeling a person gets during sex when the man ejaculates at the same time the woman does causing double lubrication.
Last night the shit was dry but I was hitting that shit so good tonight I caused an oil slick.
7π 10π
Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial
Jenna:βoh no Kermit stepped in the oil paintβ
Google:βwash with warm waterβ
Jenna:βletβs use coconut oil.β
7π 10π
where you unexpectily stick your index and middle finger up the lineing of someones anus.
john: "oil change!"
matt: "oooh was that the valvoline or the mobil? flush my transmission while ur at it."
35π 77π
Anal sex with the intent of diarrhea.
"Hey guys,I'm going drilling for oil tonight."
3π 3π