Oil Spill

jagermeister & cranberry juice

What were those jaeger and crans called? Oil spills? Cause that's exactly what my puke looked like.

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Clown Oil

What you turn into after excessive drinking of crown royal.

Crown Royal; drink too much you turn into Clown Oil.

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mexican oil

black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )

Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !

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Oil Slick

The feeling a person gets during sex when the man ejaculates at the same time the woman does causing double lubrication.

Last night the shit was dry but I was hitting that shit so good tonight I caused an oil slick.

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Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

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oil change

where you unexpectily stick your index and middle finger up the lineing of someones anus.

john: "oil change!"
matt: "oooh was that the valvoline or the mobil? flush my transmission while ur at it."

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Drilling for oil

Anal sex with the intent of diarrhea.

"Hey guys,I'm going drilling for oil tonight."

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