Mr. Tot

A very handsome man. He's a little gay, but that's okay! Gay people are just like you and me. Sometimes he likes to put his ears back and look like a princess. He's also a dachshund.

Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Oh that? That's my dog. His name is Mr. Tot."

Tater totting

Term referring to a couple who is neither dating nor single, but "talking". They are not ready to commit but don't talk to other people

Bill and Jane are tater totting because Bill just got out of a relationship with Sally.

Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

titty tots

Small tits

"I like girls with D cups. Not titty tots"

Titty Tot

When a tater tot is dropped down ones bra

I dropped a tater tot in my bra
It’s a Titty tot now!

Tot

A sweet mostly sold in the uk.
Also used to describe a chutiya.

You're just a tot.

tot

efans

efans may be referred to as a lil teletubby tillie tator totter.