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Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc
Townies say things like
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit
were i come from a townie is someone from "town" and has a habit of saying things like payned for pound or tane for town in other places it is usually the same thing as a chav townies usually have strange names shortend into 4 letters if you are not a townie you are considered a wastman to them
townie 1:yo wassgoinon sajj
townie 2:nuffin u knows i iz chillin wiv rakz in tayn
Some absolute goon who hangs around the tescos with his scooter mates scaring nans half to death
usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone
“Yo av ya seen are Joe kid?”
“nah lad i eard e’s a propa townie doe, do we wanta go out wiv im?”
The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.
"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Don’t invite them, they are all townie’s.
Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!