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When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.
Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.
To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat
“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”
Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.
Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.
Everyone in a hurry to get nowhere fast.
Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.
When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.
Hostage life
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
Neck traffic occurs when the neck darkens in most spots, except where "roads" are formed by the folds of the skin not exposed to color. It can make the neck look like traffic is forming.
Damn, check out that woman. She has so much neck traffic, she needs a stop light!