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A road with a shit ton of traffic.
Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum
Everyone in a hurry to get nowhere fast.
Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.
Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.
Hostage life
When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
Traffic mukillukuty is an american wanna be rapper from ENLEWOOD TN.... while his ep "past present and future"hasnt been released it is sure to be a multi platinum record by october 2012..
Card subject to change . Explination: mukillukuty has many enemies and could very well be killed before the album's release date.
Traffic mukillukuty will mount you like a dear.
ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!
Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!