The act of punching a man in his asshole.
Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.
"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.
A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.
A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
A very short chunky sexy Hawaiian chick
Last night me and my buddies met some pineapple turds..
The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.
Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!