under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

Quigley Down Under

When a man and woman go to a fancier restaurant with a table cloth. The woman wears a skirt or dress with no panties or very skimpy panties for easy access. The man then performs oral sex on the woman in the restaurant under the table hopefully concealed by the table cloth. Preferably the man has facial hair with a mustache so pussy juice remnants are on the mustache when he bounces back up.

When Will got reservations at an upscale restaurant, Jill made sure she wore a skirt and no panties for a Quigley Down Under.

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

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Six Feet Under

A more poetic way to say someone is dead. Term comes from the practice of digging down six feet below the surface to place coffins.

"Grandpa would have liked this movie if he were alive to see it, but he's six feet under."

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Under 300 Club

An overused youtube comment in which a poster that has viewed a video produced by a popular youtuber that has just been uploaded. If a lot of people watch a video that has just been released at the same time, the youtube view counter gets stuck at around 300-320. Also called the "Under 306 Club" "Under 311 Club" etc.

Thumbs up if you are in the under 300 club.

Welcome to the Under 300 Club. Have a coctail.

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Under-cover Monday

Any day of the work week that's not monday, but feels like a monday.

Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.

Under His eye

'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.

Jacob: I'm leaving to return to my house.

Priscilla: Under His eye.