Rural Dictionary

United Nations

A tool of the devil if ever their was one.

The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.

by Betterthanyouguy November 22, 2004

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Absolute unit

A man of such incredible power nobody can stop him and everybody fears this absolute unit

Dave: hey you seen that guy Declan Adams
Stuart: yeah I heard he’s an absolute unit
Dave: yeah him and that guy Joel Timbrell are trouble
Stuart: I like kids
Dave: Aiden is a pussy

by Aiden whiteley October 4, 2018

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Big Unit

Another word to describe someone or something that is tall, long or fat. B.U for short.

Joey: Yo, Bens dick is a big unit. It must be 7 inches

Jason: I heard it was 8, what a B.U!

by Stan the Man 54 September 25, 2016

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Everything that is wrong with modern football - with their Johnny Come Lately fans (from Croydon and Essex, mostly), merchandising empire that makes them more money than on-pitch endeavours, and the greatest bunch of cynical cheating scum you could ever cast your eyes on. Also former home to David Beckham and Eric Cantona, if you needed an easy reason to hate them.

Yet they seem to have one major contradiction - they want to sign any player under the sun (not signing a player courtesy of The Sun, as they usually do), yet don't want Malcolm Glazier and his money that would help them do so.

Pedro Mendes from the halfway line.
Ruud van Nistelrooy winning (another) dubious penalty.
Roy Keane trying to end Alfie Haaland's career.
The players chasing the ref around the pitch when they don't like his decision.
Alex Ferguson pointing to his watch for (even) more stoppage time when they're losing.
Another player from a small club being "unsettled" by the sports pages in The Sun, bullying their club into selling him (ie, Dwight Yorke, Louis Saha)

by OD Smith February 18, 2005

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