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A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay
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A term created by capitalism to sell expensive grass.
I became a vegan to stick to the man, only to find out the man was sticking it to me.
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Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7
(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.
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When the human being decides not to eat meat forever
You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
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A human with a severely limited understanding of nutrition who sincerely believes that depending on big pharma supplements is a viable and healthy long-term solution to getting bad fee-fees when they think about sad cows.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
- Hello, how do you do
- I'm a vegan
- Ok retard fuck off
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A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.
(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"
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Anal Sex with a woman wearing a colostomy bag
My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.
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