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Smart Vomit

The overuse "smart" to describe new products by companies

This is the new smart watch! - smart vomit

by Smart_Vomit November 28, 2021


Vomit-wreck

To vomit so much and so violently that you destroy something.

That dude totally vomit-wrecked the back of the airplane. They had to clean the plane twice before boarding!

by mustangstella December 8, 2021


Finger Vomit

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret

"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"

by tomballsack February 24, 2016


Vomit Carousel

When you're badly hungover and you can feel your stomach churning and churning at variable speeds, and you know that eventually you're just gonna projectile vom all over the place.

"How're you feeling after last night pal?"
"Eurgh, not good. I thought i might be feeling better because the vomit carousel stopped for a while, but it's just hit full speed again"

by Lola Ramone January 25, 2013


vomit of the sea

derogatory towards Saudi people from non-desert origins. tribal citizens originating from oil-rich families use this to discriminate against others from hijaz that originally lived in the Ottoman empire. because most hijazis come from across the red sea, they are its "vomit."

used in schools, government workplaces, and in street road rages. used especially by princes and other privilages pieces of shit.
other versions: townsman or simply vomit.

"wait! you've never fucked your goat? you must be vomit of the sea!"
"you're telling me you're not selling your daughter? fucking vomit of the sea."
"dude, why is your wife and daughters not in a cage? this is some serious vomit attitude."

by urbandsub111 January 22, 2021


Vomit Muse

When nausea has reached the point that you would rather throw up than not, a vomit muse is the food you think about to induce vomiting.

1: I was nauseous for so long that I decided to make myself puke to get it over with.
2: Shoved a finger down your throat?
3: No, I had McRib earlier in the day, so I just thought about that.
4: The McRib is your vomit muse.

by juliusandethelrosenburg July 31, 2023


vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014