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A guy who wouldn't do that.
Rest in Peace Michael Aday
A.K.A Meat Loaf
1947-2022
When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.
Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie
A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat
Are you meat milking?
Are you a meat milker?
When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.
"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."
When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.
That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.
To spend your money as fast as you get it, with reckless abandon.
She would spend her money like a meat-eating whore.