junk monkey

A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.

"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "

"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"

Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"

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Fat Monkey

A term to describe a fat man who is not handsome at all, ugly and have an evil attitude. Love to cheat for money and sabotage people especially his teachers and the leadership council at school. He is the alumni president.

Mr Z***** A***** is a FAT MONKEY!!!

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dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

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garbage monkey

A term for the word "shoot" as in the following after a mistake

You drop a glass bowl...GARBAGE MONKEY

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spider monkey

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black

ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black

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Crotch Monkey

A ugly whore.

a vagina looking cunt.
a monkey with a cunt as a face :)

A whore named mariahhhhh!

crotch monkey

Alabama hot pocket

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Monkey Stomp

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

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