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Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.
A nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.
Jeff: Hey look its Nate.
Dan: Oh you mean Twizzle-tits?
Something that is extremely awesome
If you wanted to say that car is awesome you would say "That car is tit as fuck"
As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*
“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”
when your mans being suspicious but you love him to much too much so you call him out vy calling him a spicy tit
"you're being a spicy tit, but i love you too."
Ms tits is a bitch but she has the best tits and loves them tits sucked or squeezed and loves sweaty balls. She loves getting fucked to
Hey look it's a Ms tits fuck her jerry
What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!