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The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party
If one describes themselves at being at a "Burk family party" or more commonly referred as at “the Burk's", one will most likely find themselves trying to enjoy a delicious plate of food catered from the New Mecca and a cool glass of homemade fruit punch, but instead having a terribly awkward conversation with an overly nice person whose name you should know by now because you've only known them for the past 10 years.
Mother: Honey get dressed, we're going to the "Burk family party".
Son. MOTHER FUCKER!
Probably not a party at all, generally a gathering of broke kids coming together to have fun, and throw down whatever spare change they have in hopes to buy cheap beer.
Common events are: Watching Comedy Central, making up fake rap songs, dancing, getting stoned, and being obnoxious
I got like 3 bucks to my name, lets have a bus change party
A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed
Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.
A sarong party milf is a Singaporean wife and mother who having had kids, finds her local husband is unable to support her trophy wife/tai tai lifestyle and is thus chasing a white husband.
Person 1: Scarlett is a total sarong party milf. Look at her grinding all over that American stud with her husband in the other room.
Person 2: I heard it's because she thinks her husband isn't giving her the tai tai lifestyle
Person 1: I'm sure the big white dick doesn't hurt either
Rush into the usual hustle of the Mario Party games, and choose between some of Nintendo's all-stars with no practical differences... except, for some reason, you think picking Yoshi makes you win more. Then, choose between one of five classic multicolored gauntlets taken from the first three games, to run around in literal circles collecting Coins and Stars at the speed of plate tectonics, and deciphering the special gimmicks of each stage, that will either give you untold riches or totally ruin any chance you have of winning, often both in the same game, as you're pushed off the map, have the Star moved from right in front of you, take out a second mortgage as you land on the 14th Bowser Space, or just have your Star stolen right out of your hands by someone you nominally like, all in between playing minigames for money like that's something people actually enjoy. Then push through as this hellish cycle repeats over and over again, until you finally get to the end of your rounds and everything is tallied up, only for you to lose because someone failed upwards for stepping on the most red squares or something, in a system that feels like running a triathlon just to play Russian roulette, but with five bullets, that, despite all these years of playing, will never numb the rage you feel at being made a fool by the uncaring whims of this game. And yes, I know that you can take Bonus Stars off, but is that really worth getting roasted by your friends for the rest of your life?
My top 3 key highlights in Mario Party Superstars are...
"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"
"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."
"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"
A petrol station is one of the dirtiest types of parties. It involves all attendees inserting enemas followed by tubes into their anuses. These represent the hoses at a petrol station. When someone feels it coming they scream "PETROL" and swing their tube round in the air.
That was a wild petrol station party last night... I needed 5 showers afterwards!