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A beta male in which acts subdominant to the opposite sex in order to secure the poon in attempt to become alpha.
Examples of “simp”
Harley man
Joe newsh
M Smith
J Hilt
D Nor
K rich
J critch
Sarge Murph
A beta male in which acts subdominant to the opposite sex in order to secure the poon in attempt to become alpha.
Examples of “simp”
Joshua Hilton
Daniel Parky
Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
(Adj) - he’s a simp. Always idolizing mediocre pussy.
A word used by lonely people that can’t find somebody to love to describe people who are upforward with women or are kind to them. Simp can also mean sympathetic towards a woman.
Kind Person: You look amazing today Karla
Karla: Thanks
Ignorant Person: You’re a simp for being kind.
A simp is a person named Chloe or Bob or Cholo
Chloe is simping over julie after her dick fell off
S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Alexander Verbesey
“I don’t even like her anymore”
“No Alexander, you are just a simp”