when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube
Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere
The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.
"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
He has his Ring Finger on his left hand up! So he’s single yeah? I should shoot my shot
He has his Ring finger on left hand up!
Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.
Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.
When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
When one of a certain genre has palms that have the moisture of a camel and one uses their tongue to lick the area of ones hand
Rory had hands and he licked them so therefore he had licky hands
to induce a fight with your fists
If that bitch don't shut the fuck up they finna see the power of these hands