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"brev, shes fit! why don't you sling one up the back of she"
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To silence one's personal or media critics
If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.
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This is the phrase used by people who just want the George Floyd riots to stop cuz they already caused 20+ deaths already. Normally for their own interest of course.
“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside.”
“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside”
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When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.
Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
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Dad: *buying cigarettes and never coming back*
Me 12 years later: -_-
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I can still recall the time
She said she was always mine
Then she left (as people do,)
And forgets what we've been through
(Does this sound familiar to you ?)
It's not that she's gone away
It's the things I hear she has got to say
About me - and about my friends
When we've got no defence.
That's her: I'll never believe her again.
She might have deceived all my friends
I know they will see in the end
What it all means when she says (Yeah!)
I want you back (She says)
But what's worse: She thinks it's true
But that's just her (She always was a little bit confused!)
She's not worth the time I had to lose.
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A nicer way of telling someone ' please calm down before talking to, since you are too excited right now'.
Since in order to rationally solve problems, cooler heads must prevail, both men and women should learn what the phrase to go back to your cave means.
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