King Redrico
The Ultimate SIMP
"If I don't end up with her then i'll just be single for the rest of my life"
Praise the SIMP King
You're such a Simp
Leaving his own bucks trip early because his fiance made him
WTF linh, are you seriously gonna simp on miw and leave us hanging?
A simp is a beta cuck who tries to cater to , or gain favour of some group for a cause they don’t necessarily believe in. For example, a man may not believe in feminism, but he’s too much of a cum sock to stand up for what he actually believes in, so instead he takes a knee and tries extremely hard to show said feminists that he is on their side. A true coward, he will even convince himself he holds the same beliefs just to gain favour and attention of the people he perceives to be on the top of the social ladder.
Make no mistake about a simp, because if his country is attacked by Russian enemy soldiers (for example), his gender neutral/feminism/leftist agenda goes out the window and he’ll be the first one to learn how to speak Russian and make Baklava
Look at Jeff simping hard for the alphabet crew, is he afraid he’s going to get canceled?
Doing anything to be around a female; being used
im a simp because I like driving around girls even though they don’t like me.
Squirrels in my pants. Phineas and Ferb season 1 episode 16
S to the I to the mp. She’s got squirrels in her pants. Simp
I’d you’re only being nice because you wanna lay the pipe
You’re a simp, you’re a simp, no you’ve never been a pimp you’re a simp. You’re a simp, you’re a simp.
when they but the hoes before the bros
That man went simping over a girl instead of getting on Xbox