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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 2, 2016


brick on water

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

by rainczech August 19, 2009


Watering

Watering is the last part of a flight, where a flying animal, aircraft, or spacecraft returns to a body of water.

After a long flight to Alaska the plane had a soft watering just outside of Juneau.

by Problem Solver Bill October 10, 2023


watering

used when giving water to plants

i am watering the plants

by kalidrag4 November 19, 2022


bajubly water

When Ryan has run out of any jokes or comebacks

Hunter shut your bajubly water ass up

by C00chie Man September 12, 2020


penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022


warm-watered

homoiohydric (having the capacity to adjust or achieve water content in tissues or cells).

Some plants are warm-watered.

by uttam maharjan December 23, 2012