Random
Source Code

Egg fart

When a egg farts in a persons mouth

Dang it I just got egg farted

by Hhhsgsbsghvd June 3, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


fussy fart

Flatulation out of the vagina creating a momentary vibratory noise, causing the female to go 'oh!'. Aslo known as queef.

I just fussy farted out my cooter.

by Hanky Bocek May 21, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot dog farts

a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs. The canine version of this fart is particularly pungent.

the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch.

by jayzn July 6, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


a fat woman fart

The obnoxious sound reverberating from the lower cheeks of an overweight woman.

Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!

by Tomtwice December 5, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Land Mine Fart

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

by R.T. Foster, II October 13, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Russian doll fart

A group of sequential farts that decrease in both sonic and gaseous output, similar to the visual effect of Russian nesting dolls standing side by side.

JEREMY: <S P L O R R R T... SPLERT ... Poik ... pernt... prnt ... pft>
ALICE: Aw, man -- did you just Russian doll fart in here?

by nickthickie January 17, 2014