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it's is the water of a cooked asparagus. it is said if you take a sip, you will look and actually be 5 years younger. great for people who say they're 2 times younger than their actual age. use at your own discretion.
"want some asparagy water?"
"ew no you weirdo"
water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old
"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"
Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.
Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.
Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!
I don't even have your water bottle
Ooh I hate white people
Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.
That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.
When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.
That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?