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Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed
Destroy Dick December
A pilgrimage. Survive December without doing one day of work. Call in sick, make excuses, take holidays, whatever it takes.
I am currently doing No Work December.
national give your sweater to your crush/partner/situationship
Its the Third of December, you need to give her your hoodie!
Dumbass Dream December is a month that sapnap named on his stream
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"This month is Dumbass Dream December"
it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake
“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”
you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'
National Play Terraria Day! You have to play terraria for at least 3 hours straight today. This overrides National Minecraft Day, that’s a fuckin fact.
Ugly: can’t wait for Minecraft day on December 15!
Cool: nah it’s actually Terraria day my guy.