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Him: Yaaay I'm born
Me: are you sure
Him: no
Me: NOOOOOWIIGE, life
A Beautiful Lie That We Love Even When We Know Death Is The Painful Truth
"Got It From TIKTOK That's Life For Ya"
Something you are told to enjoy but just can't
My teacher told me to enjoy life so...
Seemingly endless pain and suffering. What you thought that was bad? Now you have to come to terms with the fact that you are now in a perpetual state of decay, with your mind very slowly degrading as you age, and until the moment your body decides to finnally give up on its self (or you get killed some other way) you have to pay to continue existing!! Hurray!! At least you have an endless black void to go to when you aren't suffering in the waking world- wait, you can suffer there too? Aw shit.
Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
"Urgh, I hate life"
"No! Go out and live it!"
"What's life?"
"Pain"
"JIMMY NO-"
The worst thing in the world, a disease you get from your parents starting to moan