meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?

Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

meat space

meat space is any of the three places on a girl body that a man put his dick at. its the mouth, pussy or ass /butt/booty/anal. and thrust it constantly until they reach orgasms and make sure both reach orgasm.

i need my meat space occupied now.

Heat Meat

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.

"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."

Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.

"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"

Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.

“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”