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Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface
Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans
3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them
Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!