Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.

Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.

water wednesdays

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.

Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays

cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.

Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

module water

an expression of discontent

"Mrs. Petersen posted the DBQ rubric in modules. Fuck me ah shit module water."

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!

Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.