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Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023


cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021


Curb water

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.

The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.

by puttycake January 26, 2016


bully nerd box water boy

Hudson, that lil bih from the bedhead readhead and steadhead
BULLYNERDWATERBIRDBOXBIRDBOYWHITESHITWATERSHITBEADHEADREDHEADSTEADHEADUGLY
AKA the ugly skinny creepy weirdo with no life

Yo your'e such a bully nerd box water boy.

by shitty hiny] May 10, 2019


Water the berries

Verb: To urinate in one's own garden, often for horticultural purposes.

- "I'll be right back. I'm just off to water the berries. I can't be bothered to go back inside. Plus, i heard from someone that it scares the deer off too. Bloody deer!"

by spookfish July 11, 2021


Boy Water

The liquid that secretes from a boy's toe nipple when they are extremely excited.

Did you hear that Johnson is selling his Boy Water?

by DaddysMilkMeister April 16, 2022


Water wedge

A golf club that has been tossed into a pond in an explosive temperamental tantrum.

Hey Big G could I use your water wedge for this shot Nick asked
Whats a water wedge? Replied Big G
That club you tossed into the pond the last time we played!! Said Nick

by Kid_nic September 17, 2020