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Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia
"I was Slapping the Wood last night."
An action carried out upon a delinquent when they have stepped over the line and annoyed you for the last time.
My stupid little sister won’t stop being rude to me. I have no choice but to karate slap her into next Wednesday.
On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.
Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day
Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.
April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches