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When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."
Girl: "I read that ass tits."
Guy: "Tits Coma?"
Anyone who is grey and six feet tall with a bitter twisted attitude
Have you ever heard of vinegar tits
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A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.
Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.
I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.
When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.
Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.
A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.
Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)
You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"
When you suck up to a woman, specifically
Boy, he really sucks up to the woman running the Robot Welder.. he's such a Tit Kissing her
something that is super cool
buddy's looking at a truck and they say "dude that trucks fuckin tits"