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Sleeping with a friend after a night of drunken debauchery.
Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?
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A stand that holds a power of dance skills and milk. I have used this once on my friend at school. I put it on his seat in the cafeteria without him looking. He sat on it. It exploded. After that I started to bust dance move.
"Im funna use my Milk DDR4 Stand"
Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.
Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.
When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.
Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?
Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.
Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
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The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.
"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."
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When a man, while fucking one woman doggy style and has another woman sucking on his balls, pulls his dick out and pees on the first woman's back and allows the urine to drip down her back for the woman sucking his balls to taste.
Last night, I had Nicole and Denise over and we did the lemonade stand.
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A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...
Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
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