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1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.
2.) fap mode = masturbation mode
dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!
pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse
Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.
Coagulation of jizz
Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!
Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.
Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.
1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.
"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert