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He's pretty much your daddy, so respect him
Girl: OMG, its MY Big Daddy Diego, he's gay asf- I mean, he's cuteee
A phrase called out toward an individual that runs to the toilet due to gastrointestinal distress.
After a wholesome lunch of cafeteria tacos and left-over Halloween candy:
Rajiv: Dude - why are you so pale?
Anthony: I think I overdid it with the tacos and sweet-tarts. (A squeaky fart emanates from Anthony's direction)
Anthony: Oh god! (Anthony stands up and runs in the direction of the toilet clenching his butt cheeks with his hand).
Rajiv: Go Diego Go!!
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To choke in the playoffs after having a successful NFL season.
Usually eliminated in the first round. will make it to the second round if lucky...
charger fan: the san diego chargers are going to go all the way. we're unstoppable, and we have the best record in the league.
nfl fan: we'll see...just wait till the playoffs start. don't get too cocky...
(playoffs)
charger fan: damn, the chargers lost. oh well, just wait until next season. we're going all the way and win our first super bowl!
nfl fan: ...........ok... whatever you say...
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An urban university in San Diego, CA with over 33,000 people. It's huge and packed with hot girls and guys that all think they're Volcom models.
The girls all wear Abercrombie ruffled skirts and huge Chanel glasses.
You spend most of your time at SDSU getting drunk every weekend, defending your school against pretentious UCSD pricks and going to the beach from March-November.
Oh, last thing. SDSU= San Diego State. Don't let any douchebag from South Dakota State tell you otherwise.
Girl #1= Hey, I go to SDSU
Guy #1= Go down on me cunt
Girl #1= OK
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The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.
Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.
Intense blasts of light drizzly rainfall lasting over two hours and/or temperatures falling below a bone-chilling 68 degrees Fahrenheit in Southern California, characterized by the revealing of Ugg Boots, Scarves, and jackets in addition to traditional mini-skirts and board-shorts.
During a San Diego Blizzard one would overhear:
Girl 1: "Like, oh my God did you see that it's supposed to be partially cloudy tomorrow?"
Girl 2: "Like, yes! Looks like were going to have to wear scarves with our bikini tops."
Guy: "I love California."
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USD, known by students as "Univeristy of Spoiled Daughters", is a prestigious school sitting on top of a hill overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Definitley known as one of the most beautiful campuses in the country, it is rumored that the school spends over $1 million a year in upkeep. The school itself offers extensive academic opportunities, with graduate schools in business and law in addition to the undergraduate program.
The students all come from extremely wealthy families, and the student parking lots are almost always filled with BMW's and Range Rovers. Closets are filled with Juicy Couture, Prada, Gucci, and every girl on campus wears Chanel sunglasses. Virtually all of the guys on campus surf, and there's always wetsuits hanging over dorm balconies. Students tend to go to either Pacific Beach or Mission Beach to party, and most weekends groups of students will head down to Mexico. The school is great for kids who want to be in class one minute, and at the beach either surfing or tanning the next.
"We go to school where you spring break."
"Where's that?"
"University of San Diego."
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