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A Chili pepper and Lime flavored corn snack by Barcel. They come in 4oz and 9.9oz bags. The most popular flavor is Fuego, which comes in the blueish purple bag. They are made in Mexico and they are possibly the best snack food ever.
Dave: Hey man. You want to go to Mike's for some bags of Takis?
John: Fo Sho man.
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A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
dude, did you try these takis?
hell yeah man they`re delicious
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Hot Chili Pepper & Lemon Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Minis
takis tortialla w/ guacamole, salsa brava fajita
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Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.
Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
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A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
"whats are takis?"
"they're like little cheetos"
"I'd like to taki to you on the phone"
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takis are spicy chips that kids love so they will souround the lunch table asking for the chips
Man: Why were you sourounded by everyone in the cafeteria?
Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.
Takis are a delicious chip that are spicy and come from Mexico.
These takis are delicious but SPICY!
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