alt/indie kid 🦋💟✨🧚 ♀️🧃🌈

an indie kid is a person (boy or girl), whos fashion is in the mix of streetwear and kidcore.

• they love indie music like, tyler the creator, billie eilish, frank ocean, 100 gecs, and BROCKHAMTON

•they use the indie filter alot and if they have tiktok, they use the color customizer, and theyre most def on alt tiktok.

•they use "🧃💟🧚 ♀️☮️✨🦋💖🛹🌈🐛😺😼😿😻⛓🍄🪐🌍🐁" emojis

• theyre most likely bi, pan, or gay 🌈

ur parents: its JUST a phase

you: no mom and dad. im an alt/indie kid 🦋💟✨🧚 ♀️🧃🌈 forever.

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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

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Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

alt-facts

Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.

"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump

Alt def 4

you go bye bye now

Alt def 4 gets you kicked from a game

alt z

When your friend does something retarded and you need to save it to taunt him forever.

Friend: I fucked my cousin.
Me: Alt Z bitch!

alt-delete

The abolition of those we don't agree with

Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.