matt cameron

Orginally the drummer for the seattle band Soundgarden. Matt is now the current drummer for the best band ever.......Pearl Jam!

Did you see the Matt Cameron cam on TB2K?

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Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

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Matt is Gay

Matt you know who you are, and you know that you are extremely homosexual

"Matt, don't caress my leg in business you gay fuck, I'll get a raging boner!" Matt is gay

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Matt

-Loves to shove minors into walls while on xanax
-Will demonstrate what sex positions he'll fuck you in (without doing it)
-Has a really small dick
-May choke you
-Lowkey racist and sexist

Girl #1: Hey, I just met a Matt last night.
Girl #2: Avoid that bitch at all costs.

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Matt Olson

Oakland Athletics 1st baseman and super hottie, Matt Olson. You can normally see him on the opposing teams sideline, guarding the bag. Squatting down in his tight baseball pants to scoop a ball with his thick, strong legs. He can hit bombs out of any stadium, catch a poorly thrown ball and make an amazing play out of it and steal your heart with his piercing eyes and charming good looks.

“Did you happen to catch the name of that hot 1st baseman for the A’s?”

“Yes! It’s Matt Olson. He’s such a stunning man.”

Matt Sallee

Matt Sallee is the bass in Pentatonix, he is amazing and if you hurt him I will fight you....

Random human:*looks at Matt Sallee* Ewww....who's that?

Me: *cracks knuckles and raises fists* Square up, bruh

Angry Matt

When someone is so mad that they cannot even speak. Often associated with glazed doughnut eyes and mutterings under their breath. There is no return from this temper until the next morning when it will be entirely forgotten.

Wow, did you see Tony last night? He went full on Angry Matt.