Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts
Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
Literally the hottest person/guy one this earth. It is literally impossible for anyone to be hotter than him. He is what you call the definition of hot.
Did you see that Seth Cooper over there?
When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"
He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.
Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.
I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.
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is gay and lonely and loves penis in his mouth
cooper button why are you fucking a boy
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sixty year old goth who throws chickens
alice cooper kicks ass
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a real good looking individual, everyone wants to be her, she is a sex god, and one of the best people that you will ever meet
wow that girl last night was a real kayleigh cooper
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To be really intoxicated; hammered drunk.
Let's get Bradley Coopered tonight!
Popped my first beer at noon, doing some day-Bradley Coopering.
I was completely Bradley Coopered last night, what happened?
If I take another shot I'm gonna be too Bradley Coopered to walk home.
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