Crispy Cribble

Crispy cribble refers to 5 piece KFC Chicken tender combo in a particular way.
It primarily involved in when your sister tells you you cant eat it in her car

No i dont you to get crispy cribbles in the back of my car!

Crispy Boi

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.

You have have anything to drink?

Yea i have a few crispy bois in the fridge, go grab yourself one.

Crispy

Something hip or fresh.

Something fresh and exhilarating.

I bought some new crispy shoes

Crispy

When a roast is especially hurtful;

"holy shit that roast was *Sharp Inhale* CRISPY!"

crispy

HairByChrissy on tiktok

Dang my hair feels really crispy!
Well did you get it done at Hairbycrispys?

Crispy

Mad, upset, pissed off.

Yo, mack is real crispy over there.

Crispy

Something that is thin and desirable

Mazen: Guurrrrlllll you crispy AF
His wife: WTF? That’s not even a thing.
Mazen: It means thin and desirable. Look it up.