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Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit

My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

by Someone who kinda exists April 5, 2022


Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020


Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

by Mr. Hugh March 6, 2024


Absolute unit

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.

Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun

by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021


absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 8, 2023

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absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022


Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019