1) Jersey shore
2) Anyone on Jersey Shore
3) Anything related to Jersey Shore
America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.
When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.
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Did you see that shirt with America's hat on it?
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The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.
Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.
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A quote that is said in Avengers: Endgame by Tony Stark and Captain America saying that Captain America has America's Ass
Tony Stark:"That's America's Ass!"
Captain America:"That is America's Ass!
Random guy:"Hey have you seen America's Ass?
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Usually reserved for baseball, hot dogs and beer; this nifty little phrase can be used to refer to something that's either ridiculously popular or equally obscure.
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ironchef america is a cheap rip off of the fantastic show from japan iron chef.
Wow! Ironchef america really sucks.
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A struggle to understand American people's arrogance, in spite of intelligence.
Fuck America For considering that joining a war only when you are dragged into it constitutes saving the world.
Oh...my...God! Pearl Harbbour! Well we must have been in this war for years! Let's make it all about us now! Learn: The war was there before you found it, and won after you left it!
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