low blow

1. An attack to mens genitalia (sometimes womens). Sometimes enjoyed sexually, sometimes just outright painful. In the wrestling world women wrestlers low blow men wrestlers a lot, primarily to help their man win a match, or to excite the ballbusting fetishists like me who watch. Chyna is the most famous female low blower in WWE/F history, but Lita is getting up there too. I would rather be low blowed by LuFisto than any other woman wrestler.

2. A comment which is cruel and callous. Meant to cut like a knife. Hence the term low blow, it hurts.

1. Commentator: Lufisto just low blowed that faggot she's wrestling!
Me: Lucky bastard.

2. You know i didnt get my grade 10. thats a low blow julian.

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Blow job

When you blow something

M: Hey E, can you give my backyard a blow job?
E: Sure thing!

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blow bang

The act of preforming fellatio on 4 or more men at one time.

"That drunk whore Charlotte sucked 6 guys dicks in that blow bang last night."

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Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

Blows candle

The phrase you use after spilling some tea, or something scandalous, to end the discussion.

She used to be skinny, but now she’s fat... *blows candle*

Poké-blow

Whilst experiencing a particularly strong orgasm you let out a cry resembling a Pokemon cry from the original Pokémon games

"Jenny gave me the best head last night. I think my poké-blow put her off a bit though"
"Most people shudder when they cum. I full on poké-blow"