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A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
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A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.
The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....
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When a friend o.d.'s you go on a Tribute Bender to honor them.
Yeah man, Tommy OD'd, so I got us some junk for a tribute bender.
Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.
5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.
5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos
Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning
Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday
Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off
When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.
Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.