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When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.
I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.
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A psychotropic medication prescribed while in prison.
Lots of them going around since prisons replaced mental institutions.
Newbie's getting ding biscuits. Bring us some at chow time.
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Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.
Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?
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Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
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Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.
Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.
Slit biscuit is another term for vagina
Hey Bae yo can I come thru and hit that slit biscuit.
Taking multiple shits throughout the day.
Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.
This new diet has me dropping biscuits.
Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.