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When your nose bleeds, this happens when a nasal break these can be cause by picking your nose
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When you eat your girlfriend out while on her period, and then drink the blood.
It was her time of the month but I still ate her out, then after had a Bloody Mary.
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"Bloody Mary" was originally Queen Mary the first of England she reigned for five years (1553-1558). Later she worked on turning england back to the roman catholic church. She was nicknamed bloody Mary be during her reign she burned and killed 300 people due to heresy!
There is also a superstition that if you are in the dark, look in the mirror, and chant bloody Mary a ghost or a witch will appear but there are no real evidence or facts proving this myth to be real!
Another thing related to this topic is a popular alcholic drink refered as a brunch cocktail made with Vodka as the base spirit though alcholic it is very nutritional!
What is Mom doing?
Oh just testing the fact if the bloody mary superstition is real!
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1. Bloody Mary - (v.) - The process of eating someone out who is currently on their period at the time of eating out.
2. Bloody Mary - (adj.) - Describing the process of eating someone out who is on their period at the time of eating out.
V. John: I like doing a Bloody Mary.
Bill: Yuck!
Adj. John: I ate Jordan out last night.
Bill: Isn't she on her period?
John: Yeah, that was a Bloody Mary, one of the best I've had.
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When your getting a blow job and your girl/ guy has a seizure and bites off you cock leaving you with a bloody stump.
Dude my girl was giving me the best blowy last night and shit turned bad leaving me with a bloody stump.
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When 2 girls are each on their period and scissor each other.
Jen and Pam were both on the rag, and horned up for eachother, so they got into scissor position and bumped the bloody knuckle.
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The act or result of violently stuffing a balloon knot so vigorously, it begins to bleed. Followed by applying the resulting anal wall residue and blood, goopy and very adhesive, mixture to the face. The application is intended to resemble a moustache.
John boy enjoyed a fine marlboro while Mary Jane cleaned herself up in the lavatory. "I'm an artist when it comes to a Bloody Sanchez. Hot Damn!" John boy exclaimed.
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