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The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.
Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.
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When you get a blumpkin after eating italian food
I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin
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When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.
Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.
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the act of having somebody blow on your stomach while getting a blow job and taking a shit, separate they are all good feelings, but combined the best in the world
Natasha and Stephanie gave Nathaniel a raspberry blumpkin for his birthday.
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The act of recieving a blumpkin while listening to disco music.
Man, that was one hell of a funky blumpkin.
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Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
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Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin
"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"
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