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""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows
Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....
You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!
The phrase Bungee bollocks does not have to refer to older men though as it a phrase used for when, someone of the male gender wears shorts and their bollocks have dropped out and are in clear view.
The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.
Arnold: Hi Trev you ready for that run.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.
When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there
That bollock gargle was amazing hunby
An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.
Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.
A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet
"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"
Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook
A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please
When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!