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A stuttering, slobbering sack of narcissistic shit that when poked by the male of the species, runs yelping to lick Misshits taint. Loves attacking the female of the species in order to feel superior since it spent it’s entire youth locked in the basement by its own mother.
Brian Uly is a twatwaffle
The lost member of the Rolling Stones none of them remember
Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band
This is a boy Jordyn McGroarty has liked since 6th grade. This is the first time ive heard abot this but follow her on Insta:jordynn.rylea But brian is meh and you can play conecct the dots on his head
OMG it Jordyns crush Brian Vickers
Drumming half of punk cabaret outfit 'The Dresden Dolls' - not completely appreciated in his time drummer. Much like Jimmy Chamberlain, Danny Carey, Brad Wilk or Joey Krammer (you get the idea...)
" He's good, but he's no Brian Viglione,"
" You won't find that record/comic/editorial edition in circulation... it's a Brian Viglione,"
That guy Brian Windhorst seems to have no other job on ESPN than to find out every aspect of Lebron's life.
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A funny funny funny funny (I don't think I memorized enough funny) comedian.
When I was a kid me and my friends used to build bike ramps in the middle of the street, cuz that's where the cars are. The object was to ride as fast as you could and hopefully get airborn, but that's as far as we planned. Then there's the one could who has to go tell mom...Hey mom I just came running in at full speed to say hi and see how you were. Oh and ummm you know Kevin right mom...well we were out in the street and his arm don't bend like this no more. We were thinking since you were going to the store to get milk, maybe you could drop him off at the hospital or sumpin.
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When your drunk on the beach and horney, so you make a hole in the sand and have sex with it.
Last night I was so drunk, while I was giving myself a Rough Brian, some bum came up and screwed me in the butthole.
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