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When you rip of a yellow guy's dick off then punch the shit out of him.
when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.
damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.
"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."
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Anyone who is an asshole, jerk, nerd, creep, etc.
Also used in the shorthand version of Bruce.
Originated by recording group RUMBACAT in their song, "Bruce" (2003).
"He tried to be funny by repeating what we'd say / but the only funny thing was laughing when he went away / he thought it was cool when Jethro played the flute / yeah, my mom dated a Bruce"
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Bassist and vocalist for Cream. He is a mediocre musician and he is also a dick. He called Led Zeppelin "crap" and started bitching about their reunion tour. Also a cranky old man filled with jealousy.
Greg: Psh, Dan sucks at playing guitar
Dave: He's better than you. Stop being such a Jack Bruce.
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When you see a hot woman, and the realize moments later it was a guy, or vice versa.
"Yo Billy check out the booty on that chick over there" Billy Replies, "Bro did you see his adam's apple?" OH SHNAP, you got "Bruce Gendered"
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The act of shoving a conical flask up your anus, before teaching a class. Then getting caught.
Did u see mr L**** do a dirty Bruce today ?
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A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties
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A 135 pound philosopher and and hack. Never competed in a tournement, for a very real fear his theories would be tested to failure.
1.) To be renowned for your attitude without any superior abilities.
A recent issue of "Black Belt" magazine was devoted to Bruce Lee (born Li Jun-Faan and called Li Sai-Lung in Hong Kong movies). As Joe Lewis pointed out in that issue, Bruce Lee never competed in any full-contact bouts, so he was only an actor. His real ability is thus a subject of speculation. It is a sure bet that many men in history have been much better than Bruce was. Some are men you never heard of. Oyama Masutatsu popularized karate in the 1950's,and he could easily beat Bruce, if both men were in their prime. Mas killed a bull with his bare hands. Wang Hsu-Chin of China was a great martial artist that amateurs never heard of. Karate masters broke their hands on his hard body. The master of Toad style in the 5 Venoms becomes invulnerable, and Wang Sifu and I achieved a great degree of that. Bruce Lee would only hurt his hands and feet striking a Toad master. Bruce was only 5'-6" his cousin said and weighed 135# in top shape (125-150 at times and even 165 when bodybuilding), so there is no way he could beat men much bigger and stronger. Many wild tales have been told about Bruce, so many men see only the legend and have no idea what the real Bruce was like. Some think Achilles was a real man in the 1194-1184BCE Trojan war, but he was not really 13.5 feet tall and 2300#. One sees how tales grow ever more fantastic about a man who becomes a legend. By the time Bruce has been around as long as Achilles, he may be 13.5' tall too. Bruce would not give Oyama Sensei or Wang Sifu a decent workout.
From a post on answers.yahoo.com
a.) That poser is a real Bruce Lee, only thing he broke was the toilet and he needed his mama to do it for him.
b.) Men who worship other men, or fear women or visa versa are punished by both, and natural forces. Bruce Lee fans are on of many reasons people think rape in prison is funny.
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