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He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
A lovely and gentle man, who mews, but did once say he'd fuck Rosie
The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.
Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!
This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell
Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom
A guy that thinks he’s a top shotter and runs dead ends
Your not a bad man just a Callum Pratt
This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen
wow callum elphinstone has a massive cock